"This is the story or michael quinn… Get wasted and smoke weed = fucks girl, screw girl over = fall out with friends, find new friends, ditch friends, fuck more girls, smoke more weed = Act depressed to get girls to like him = fuck girls = screw girls over. You’re just one big cycle."
Figure it out yet? It was me, James. James Samuel Barnes. It was me all along. I wrote that thing that was about football, and now I'm writing this. FUCKYOUUUU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER. Bet you can't figure out who this is.
What a bunch of shit, this is all shit, this website sucks balls, you don't know who this is. I bet you don't. I'll give you a clue, I wank over Match of the Day, because I wanna fuck Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer. Not Alan Hansen though, or Mark Lawrenson because they are annoying. That's right, it's me. James. The glasses one. PS. This is a question.